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Tuesday May 28 2013

You may find yourself surrounded by moody, irritable people today, Aries. You need to construct a mental force field to keep the bad mood at bay. Misery loves company, so you would be wise to put a smile on your face and reject any feelings of gloom. When those around you are in a dark mindset, you have to be extra careful not to let the prevailing attitude get to you. Think happy thoughts - that will really help you to maintain a positive outlook, which will come in handy when a great opportunity arrives at your door.

Saturday May 25 2013

You have magnified a problem in your mind until it has become so big that it now seems insurmountable. You have thought about it so often that you have imagined every single issue that could make it worse, and then you’ve gotten so embroiled in picturing those worst-case-scenarios that it seems very real to you. Take a step back, Aries. Look at the issue more objectively - as though you are someone else, someone who has nothing to lose because of what’s happening. Then you will see your problem for what it is - and what it is not.

Thursday May 23 2013

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll eat some worms. That old childhood rhyme may describe your state of mind right now, Aries. Something that didn’t work out for you has you in a rather glum mood. But why cut off your nose to spite your face? Why think dark thoughts or allow yourself to wallow in sad feelings? There is no progress in that. There is no joy in it either. While you may be feeling rather cynical about positive thinking, it really can work for you. In fact, it may have been at work for you in this recent disappointment, which probably didn’t work out because something much better is coming along soon.

Sick of people.
Why get involved in my life, it is my choice what I do. Tell me once fair enough but it’s fucking rude when people talk shit about someone you like constantly. It’s like you say you care about me but if I’m happy why can’t you leave me be instead of sitting there talking shit when people say the same shit about you as well. Just worry about your life stop thinking about me and stop fucking up mine, if I make a wrong choice that’s my own fault and ill have to find a way to deal with it; especially with my brothers around me I have my support I don’t need anything more. Just wish people saw that they have no right to say what they do, I get it if you say it once because you are just looking out for me but when it continues after I told you to stop talking shit then twisting my words to make it out like I’m saying something I’m not. It burns me I just want to strangle someone. Then after all that you say I’d be perfect and happy with someone else ugh so sickening.

Friday May 10 2013

Saying very little is sometimes far more powerful than pouring your heart out. When you feel passionately about something, it is easy to get tongue-tied, or to say the wrong thing in the heat of the moment. But if you channel your feelings instead through your eyes and your aura, you can convey the depth of your emotions without saying a word. That really can be the strongest way to reach someone, Aries. You have something to say now, but if you express it in a dignified and quiet way, you will be especially powerful.

My dear,

I can’t hear you.

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.

So speak to me with your actions, not your words. Speak to me with your doings, not your mouth. Speak to me with your hands, not your voice.

For your actions drown out what you say to the point that that’s all I hear.

Falsely yours,
Ralph Waldo Emerson

WHEN social media site Reddit asked parents to share the creepiest things their children have said to them, close to 11,000 people responded.

Here is a sample of some of the best posts so far:

Unfortunatebirthmark: I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said “Good bye dad.” I said, “No, we say good night.” He said “I know. But this time it’s good bye.” Had to check on him a few times to make sure he was still there.

NotTomPettysGirl: Not to me, but to his grandmother. He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she’s very old, and will die soon. Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.

GatorMcGovern: A friend of mine’s child told him “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”

evillawnornament: “Daddy sleep” then pushing my head underwater at the pool.

Thingsimeantobe: My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said ‘mama’s here it’s okay’. She looked right at me still asleep and screamed ‘mama? But who is that behind you?

jelb32: My five-year-old son asked me last week “what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you’re controlling me when I’m at school?”

Like_I_was_sayin: My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, “Daddy it’s a monster. We should bury it.”

abluesxs: I jokingly asked: “What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?” 7-year-old’s response: “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.”

psalm_69: I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4-year-old daughter’s face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off”.

olafthebent: “So I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?” 3-year-old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.

(Source: dailytelegraph.com.au)